Missing you comes in waves. Tonight I’m drowning.
(via l-eer)

(via hellasterek)

strangely-poetic:

jesuser:

imagine all your online friends living near you

"KNOCK KNOCK MOTHERFUCKER WHY DIDN’T YOU REBLOG MY POST"

(via pookkie-kins)

natsfanartnfandoms:

aspidelaps:

misterpornographic:

joeydftba:

meido:

washing your boobs is the most fun part of showering by far because when they are soapy they are so slippery and soft and it is the greatest form of entertainment

whoa what

and with one single post, you’ve given every straight male and homosexual female a boner. 

I like putting the soap bar between them and seeing how far I can launch it. I busted a light that way once tho.

That-that sounds pretty impressive, actually

(via disappearing-mirror)

(Source: comediva)

skyoflight:

liiteri:

acquired: ability to read smut with a blank expression

still searching: ability to read fluff without contorting my face into a Picasso painting of feelings.

(Source: dirkku, via alexdowski)

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

(Source: crazyartideas.com, via tobyrosetta)

Umm.. I... I don't know what i'm doing. Really. I don't.